Nooooooooooooo!!!

Posted in Movies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 13, 2011 by Jeff Engert

Sorry to be a negative nancy on here today, but I just have to say this…

The extent to which George Lucas is completely incapable of just leaving the Star Wars movies the way they are is at this point an extreme case of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

Its quite a nasty habit he has every time he rereleases Star Wars on a new format. The changes on the late 1990s rerelease on VHS were perfectly fine (with the exception of changing Han Solo’s confrontation with Greedo to make Greedo shoot first). When it was changed for DVD, I didn’t complain all that much… though changing the ghost of Anakin Skywalker at the end to look like Hayden Christensen was suspect.

But now, Blu Ray viewers get to see this travesty…

That ‘Noooooooooooo!’ was lame enough in Episode 3 when Darth Vader first heard from the Emperor that he killed Padme in his anger. Do we really need to hear it again?

Also, I’m having a hard time believing that the following is for real:

How freaking hilarious is that noise that Obi Wan is allegedly imitating? I never knew a krayt dragon was supposed to sound like that. I really do hope this is a joke :P

Anyway… I just hope that Lucas allows an unedited version for Blu Ray users who want the Star Wars that they grew up on, like he eventually did for DVD.

Seriously?!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on August 31, 2011 by Jeff Engert

I’ve never really been into the Serious Sam series of first person shooters, partly because FPS is not really my favourite genre. Of course, there is also the fact that when it comes to first person shooters, I want to disbelieve. I like FPS games only when they are so outrageously over the top that there’s no way they’re anything like reality and can’t be taken seriously., Sadly, most FPS games this past decade are too serious and trying to be too ‘realistic’ (the only ones of that kind I like are the Half-Life series). The latest FPS to offer the ridiculous over the top experience I like in FPS games was Bulletstorm, which was definitely fun with a very intriguing mechanic in the form of the Skillshot system, but it still felt weird not being able to jump, and there was still that made for console restriction on the number of weapons you can carry.

I do hear that Serious Sam in some ways hearkens back to the days when men were men, cover was for pussies, you could carry at least 8 weapons at once, and most of all, nothing could be taken seriously, but given how much more I like RPGs, MMOs and RTS, I never got around to checking it out.

But I will definitely have to make time for some of the indie games that are being made under the Serious Sam IP. After watching Totalbiscuit’s episode of WTF is on Serious Sam Double D, I was still laughing about this…

A vicious pile of pancakes and vuvuzelas with very nasty teeth. Whoever invented that type of creature… I want to know what drugs they’re on and where I can get some :P Seriously, I feel my IQ melting away just looking at it :P , a bit like this…

Yeah… you can imagine I was grasping at straws looking for an excuse to use that video in a blog post ;)

Anyway, I haven’t played this yet, so its not really a proper First Impressions post like I planned for this blog, nor is it a ‘review’, and you might shed 20 points of IQ walking away from this, but I guarantee you, no matter how intelligent you might be, stupid random shit can still be hilarious.

And, of course, the fact that you can stack weapons on top of one another is another hilariously over the top game mechanic I like about this Contra style sidescroller.

On a more serious note, I probably need to stop making excuses and check out the Serious Sam series and definitely this game since its a cheap indie title :P

Deus Ex Human Revolution – First Impressions

Posted in Action, Role Playing Game, Video Games with tags , , , , on August 25, 2011 by Jeff Engert

So… the latest offering by Eidos and Square in the Deux Ex series was definitely a game I was looking forward to. While I couldn’t really get into the original Deus Ex, and its sequel Invisible War was quite lackluster, the premise of the game definitely looked promising. Being an action RPG set in a cyberpunk near future in which megacorporations have outgrown governments in power, conspiracy is rife and cybernetic augmentation is on the rise, I already found myself intrigued. Being a fan of other cyberpunk action RPGs like System Shock 2, which featured a similar system in terms of the RPG side of leveling up and developing skills was another factor that made me want to give this a try (yes… I find it weird that I never played the original Deus Ex, which was also a big release back in those days :P ). Seeing some of the pre-release gameplay and that it was on sale on Steam at the time was what sealed the deal for me.

So… at about this time last night I finally had the opportunity to play it for a while and I have to say, I was very impressed.

The game starts with another day at the office of Sarif Industries for Adam Jensen, the game’s protagonist. Jensen is an ex-cop who was hired as the chief of security for Sarif, one of the largest companies offering cybernetic augmentation. It is the night before a big hearing in Washington where prominent scientist Megan Reed is to testify before Congress amid the politically tense atmosphere in which purists opposed to augmentation are becoming more than a little rowdy. Its strongly implied that Jensen and Megan are lovers, and Jensen is slated to lead her security detail when a group of terrorists attack Sarif’s headquarters. The opportunity to insert the basic gameplay tutorial at this point in which the player takes control of Jensen is used well enough… of course as a veteran gamer, I didn’t pay all that much attention to these tutorials, I’m all too familar with the WSAD movement scheme.

Anyway, this prologue comes to a horrific end when Jensen is almost killed by the terrorists and then in true cinematic style, a sequence in which he is augmented is shown with opening credits.

Fast forward six months and Jensen is called in to deal with another incident in which Sarif has been attacked by a group of anti-augmentation terrorists known as Purity First. Before the mission gets underway, there is a surprising option (to me anyway) in place as Jensen is flown to the scene… you decide whether you want to take a non-lethal or lethal approach. In a market where there is so much blood and gore, where lethal force is the only option, its always refreshing to see a game that permits a non-lethal way of neutralizing the enemy, so naturally I chose that (I also hear there’s even an achievement for getting through the whole game without killing anyone… awesome).

So once I was dropped off with my dart gun, it began. Through trial and error, saving and reloading I was eventually able to get through the level with stealth and, when necessary, non-lethal takedowns. This is perhaps where my main gripe with the game thus far is… while it can save the game almost instantly, load times are a bit slow. But, I made it through to the end to confront the leader of the group, who, needless to say isn’t too pleased with the fact that his henchmen failed to keep Jensen at bay, he failed to find what he was looking for, and as it also turned out, he was being set up as a patsy by an even greater enemy. The hostage situation at the end was quite a breath of fresh air in a genre where usually the stage ends with an elaborate boss fight, as I was able to talk my way through to him and ensure the hostage came out of it safe. But he got away… drat! But it did leave me with the impression that how that situation ended will have consequences in the story later on, so no need to go through that long reload again as I know I want to see how it will play out.

After that point, I headed back to headquarters, got chewed out by the boss man for letting the terrorist leader get away and at that point, the more open ended aspect of the game began. The many sidequests ahead of me in an open ended city in some ways reminds me of a less glitchy Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines (best glitchy game EVER btw :P ). The way levelling up was handled looked like a cross between that game (or the Cyber Modules you get in System Shock 2), and the traditional accumulation of experience points. Scoring a certain number of experience points will net you a Praxis point, which you use to upgrade or activate the various cybernetic augmentations the character possesses. These include things like a cloaking device, computer hacking module, the ability to punch through weaker walls, carry heavier objects such as dumpsters or just open up extra columns of inventory space. You are also able to purchase Praxis points with credits.

Visually, the game is easily on par with the spectacular visuals of Mass Effect 2, another favourite game of mine, and also a sci-fi action RPG. In terms of the voice acting, I have no gripes except maybe with the voice of Adam Jensen, who seems to be going the way of Christian Bale’s husky Batman style voice (which he inappropriately used for John Connor in Terminator Salvation as well :P ) and there isn’t much deviation in tone when it comes to emotion.

A final note I absolutely must include is that on a radio was something I definitely got a kick out of. The moment I heard a loud, ranty voice blurt out something about the Bilderbergers, Trilaterial Commission and Council on Foreign Relations, I was thinking ‘Wait a minute… where have I heard this before?’… and with the phrase ‘IT’S ALL BY DESIGN!’ I knew I had confirmation on that. Sorry if I spoiled it for you, but I just couldn’t resist mentioning the parody of Alex Jones. I’m hoping I get to hear more of this character as the game progresses. Little things like this are a clear demonstration that when done right, pop culture references can be awesome.

So to sum up my first impressions, this is one of the best games to have come out this year, and I’m sure I’ll want to replay it after this first playthrough if only to see how differently the story progresses when I don’t make certain noob mistakes such as missing the chance to rescue most of the hostages in that first post-prologue mission. Adam Jensen’s voice and the long load times are the only downside I see thus far, so all in all, its definitely a game I recommend you have a look at if you like cyberpunk action RPGs.

 

EDIT 26/8/11: A patch was released that addressed the issue with loading times… AWESOME!!! :D

Housewarming

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on August 25, 2011 by Jeff Engert

Welcome to my second blog. I figured that since the first one is most appropriate as a blog about certain mental health issues and how religion, politics, my disdain for the two and all the conspiracy theories I’ve been exploring, it doesn’t leave all that much room for other things I would love to be blogging about as well. So… welcome to the House Of Alastrian… where I will be covering things such as video games, music, movies, books and other creative things that either captured my attention or were produced myself.

Before I start posting content here, here are a few rules I intend to set myself in this particular blog.

1. No talk of religion/politics/conspiracy theories/mental health here. That stuff belongs over at Anxiety Overload. Maybe a little bit if that’s the theme involved.

2. While I will talk at lengths about video games, movies, music and books, I do not intend it to be a blog in which I write up formal reviews. If you’re looking for star ratings or percentages to help decide whether you want to play a game, see a movie, listen to an album or read a book that I am talking about… well this isn’t the place. I intend it to be a bit more similar to either the ‘reviews’ done by Zeitgeist Review over on YouTube or Total Biscuit’s ‘WTF is’ first impressions (except in blog form instead of video… but who knows? Maybe some day, right? :) )

The reason I don’t like rating content by stars or percentages or whatever else is that they create the illusion that a review is a completely objective, scientific measure of how good or bad something is. I prefer not to hold the pretense of being an objective reviewer. Let this be a disclaimer… the opinions expressed in this blog about anything I review are my SUBJECTIVE OPINION, so take it with all the salt your blood can handle without sending you into cardiac arrest :P

3. Can’t say whether or not it will happen, but I want to swing in a positive direction with this blog… so its not very likely I’ll be writing about anything shitty on this blog. You want to see rants about shitty games? Look up Angry Video Game Nerd over on Gametrailers.com or the JamesNintendoNerd channel on YouTube. Shitty movies? I’m sure TheAmazingAtheist over on YouTube has you covered (especially if you hate the Transformers movies :P ). I want to talk more about what I like.

So anyway, you might ask… why do I call this blog The House Of Alastrian? Well, Alastrian is my usual gamertag and in the world of Castellus in the fantasy and eventually steampunk series of novels I have been working on, the Alastrians are a bloodline that hosts many key characters and protagonists throughout the history of that world. I’m sure I’ll talk about that in greater detail in future blog posts… without necessarily posting spoilers of course :P

So… again… welcome, and look out for some nice things on this blog.

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